"BOOM is a feature film being shot in Ohio and Kentucky this summer.
Shooting dates: July 13 - August 4
Please send a headshot (or current photo) and resume (if available) to email@example.com. Looking for all genders and ages. We'll be casting professional actors and non-actors so no experience necessary. Looking for all physical types, including real people with interesting faces as well as attractive people.
STORYLINE: An out-of-work man pretends to be an obscure sound recordist from the 90s to work on a local feature film.
There's no pay but copy and credit and possibly deferred payment."